Commentary:
"Me: *sends enthusiastic text about work*
Boss: *ignores*
Me: *cries in emojis* 😭💔
Who knew excitement was a one-sided affair at the office? 🤷♂️💼 #MondayBlues"
102 Funny texting quotes
Not texting back is only ok when I do it.
Commentary:
"Ignoring texts like a pro, but only when it suits me 😉💁♀️ Sorry, can't reply right now – busy perfecting the art of selective communication! #TextingEtiquette"
Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.
Commentary:
When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! ✈️🔋🙅♂️
Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.
Commentary:
Celebrating another trip around the sun by becoming a pro at copy-pasting "Thanks!" 😅🎉📱
Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.
Commentary:
When your phone's a magnet and maturity strikes at the wrong time 😂📱💬
I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.
Commentary:
When your iPhone is more optimistic about your social life than you are 😂📱💨
On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.
Commentary:
This sounds like a solid strategy to avoid awkward pocket dials to "Babe #4" 😂📞👔
The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.
Commentary:
When you're fluent in emoji and graduated top of your class in Ending Conversations 101 👍😄
I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.
Commentary:
Taking a deep dive into long paragraphs is like bringing a thesaurus to a meme-off. Just say OK and win the race with a turtle's speed! 🐢😂📚
I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.
Commentary:
Texting in the comfort of the bare essentials—keeping it cheekily confidential! 😂📱🤫