Funny thigh quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old mystery of thigh high stockings and their captivating hold on men's hearts 🧦❤️ Who knew that a piece of fabric could have such power! Maybe it's the allure of feeling like a glamorous spy or a seductive supermodel. Or perhaps men are just big fans of warm knees and stylish leg accessories 😂 Whatever the reason, the thigh highs reign supreme in the realm of irresistible fashion choices!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"

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