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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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God saw you do that.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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