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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Just landed via Twitch:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Going viral on Facebook:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Just shared via Twitch:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Spotted on Twitch:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Going viral on TikTok:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Just shared via Telegram:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Going viral on Threads:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Spotted on TikTok:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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