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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Spotted on YouTube:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Going bananas on Threads:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Going viral on Threads:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Just shared via Facebook:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Spotted on Facebook:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Discord this month:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

34 shares on X this month:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

34 shares on Slack this month:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Going bananas on Discord:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Going bananas on Threads:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Just landed via YouTube:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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