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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Funny travel humor quotes

Funny travel humor quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter to your adventures 🌍✈️ Whether you’re stuck in airport chaos or lost in a new city, these witty lines bring smiles and relatable moments 😂🧳 Get ready to chuckle, share, and see travel from a lighter, hilarious perspective—because every journey deserves a little humor! 😄🌟

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Share →: Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃‍♀️✈️💼
1 month ago
Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Commentary:
"Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Commentary:
"Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Making waves on Slack:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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