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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Reported on WeChat:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Spotted on Facebook:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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β€œAI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Spotted on Facebook:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Trending via YouTube:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Shared recently on Slack:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Just shared via Reddit:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Live now on LinkedIn:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Making waves on Facebook:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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