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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Funny trek quotes are the perfect way to add laughter to your hiking adventures 🥾😂 Whether you’re trudging up a steep hill or taking a snack break by the trail, these witty sayings capture the ups and downs of trekking with a smile 😅🌲 Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even share a chuckle with your fellow hikers on your next outdoor escapade! 🌄🤣

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Share →: So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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"Maybe the real final frontier is politely knocking before you boldly go! 🖖🚀😄 #SpaceEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Well, let's face it – Spock does have the whole logical, raised-eyebrow mystique going on! 🖖🤔 Perhaps the crew should invest in a "BS detector" just in case! Live long and prosper… with a hint of skepticism! 🖖🤣
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Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Making waves on YouTube:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Reported on Telegram:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Making waves on Messenger:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Spotted on Discord:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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