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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Going viral on Threads:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Making waves on Twitch:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Making waves on WeChat:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Going viral on X:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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80 shares on Reddit this month:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

80 shares on Slack this month:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

82 shares on YouTube this month:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Going viral on Telegram:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Shared recently on Threads:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Breaking via Threads:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Breaking via Threads:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Making waves on X:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Just landed via X:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Making waves on YouTube:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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