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Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Going viral on Discord:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Spotted on Discord:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Trending via Slack:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Going viral on Threads:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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17 shares on Twitch this month:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

80 shares on X this month:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

18 shares on X this month:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Going bananas on Reddit:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Making waves on Messenger:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Just landed via Reddit:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Just shared via Telegram:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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