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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Breaking via Messenger:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Spotted on Discord:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Trending via Instagram:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Just shared via Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Funny tripping quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those clumsy moments we all experience 😂✨ Whether you’ve stumbled over your own feet or witnessed a hilarious tumble, these witty sayings turn mishaps into pure comedy gold 🤸‍♂️🤣 Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even share your own epic trip tales! #Oops #TripAndLaugh #FunnyFails

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75 shares on Twitch this month:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

20 shares on Slack this month:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 24, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Breaking via Slack:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Making waves on Reddit:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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