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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

Reported on Snapchat:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Trending via Facebook:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Broadcasted on X:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Funny tripping quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those clumsy moments we all experience 😂✨ Whether you’ve stumbled over your own feet or witnessed a hilarious tumble, these witty sayings turn mishaps into pure comedy gold 🤸‍♂️🤣 Get ready to giggle, relate, and maybe even share your own epic trip tales! #Oops #TripAndLaugh #FunnyFails

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Going viral on Threads:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Just landed via Telegram:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Alexa, mute my children.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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