Funny unexpected use quotes

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.