Funny ups and downs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

  Commentary:
  "Life is just one big game of baseball – some days you're hitting home runs 🦇 and other days you're getting fouled out ⚾️. Just remember, even if you're feeling like the ball today, tomorrow you might just become the bat again! 🌟"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

  Commentary:
  "Some days you're strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you're just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life's symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

  Commentary:
  "Life is full of ups and downs… and sometimes you're just a piece of furniture 🪑 or a poor little toe! Here's to hoping for more table days than toe days! 🤣 #LifeStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing 'L' for Love, 'H' for Hugs, and 'Volume Down' for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it's just a constant loop of "Baby Shark". 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures

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