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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Funny USB quotes

Funny USB quotes are here to add a touch of humor to your tech world! 💻😂 Whether you’ve struggled with the classic “which way does it go?” dilemma or just enjoy a good tech joke, these quotes will bring a smile to your face. Plug in and get ready to laugh! 😆🔌

New funny USB quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: If the USA is the land of innovation, why did someone invent the USB? 🤔 Maybe they just wanted to plug in and play… 💾 #TechnologyJokes"
6 months ago
Share →: Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Commentary:
"Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously"