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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks Iโ€™m a much different person.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

Iโ€™d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has shared:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has viewed:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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Arab perfumes have zero chillโ€ฆ the entire street knows youโ€™ve arrived.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You can tell a group isnโ€™t gonna make it big just by their name.

Just landed via Threads:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Trending via Reddit:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Going viral on Threads:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Just shared via Instagram:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Trending via Pinterest:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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44 shares on Threads this month:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

97 shares on X this month:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being informed is the worst thing Iโ€™ve ever done for my mental health.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

94 shares on Discord this month:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Money enters like Beyoncรฉ and exits like Britney.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Billionaires didnโ€™t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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I donโ€™t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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You donโ€™t scare me, I was married once.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasnโ€™t sure Iโ€™d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ has downloaded:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why youโ€™re even thinking that?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, whatโ€™s all this, then?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has viewed:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Iโ€™m so single right now, I canโ€™t even spell relayshaunship.

Just landed via YouTube:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Breaking via WeChat:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Spotted on YouTube:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, Iโ€™m bad. At everything.

Trending via Pinterest:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Donโ€™t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Shared recently on Threads:

I wish it were social acceptable to say โ€œI donโ€™t careโ€ and walk away mid conversation when youโ€™re bored.

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