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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Going viral on YouTube:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Share →: My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Parenting: where exhaustion and the dwindling will to live are a package deal! 🤣💤 It's all fun and games until you realize you've been surviving on coffee and sheer determination. 😅 #ParentingLife
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and existential dread! 🙈🔥 Who needs a will to live when you've got a drive that refuses to quit? 😂💃 Embrace the chaos and zest for life in your own special way! 🎉🔥 #LivingLaVidaLoca"

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Making waves on Facebook:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Shared recently on Threads:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Seen just now on Slack:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Trending via Pinterest:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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