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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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