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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Spotted on X:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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