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Sounds like they're in a committed relationship with their couch—Netflix and chill are their favorite landmark! 🛋️📺🥤
97 Funny word quotes
I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.
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Can’t decide if I relate to this or if I'm just undecided 😂🤔
When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.
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I literally spilled my coffee reading this 😂☕️📚
Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.
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Ah, the good old days when my biggest dilemma was finding a synonym for "procrastinate" 🕰️😅 #SimplerTimes
Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.
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Trying to spell Wednesday correctly is my weekly brain workout. 🧠💪✨
If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.
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Sounds like my new plan is to compliment everyone… starting with my mirror! 😄🪞✨
We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.
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When "aflame with desire" sounds like a candle commercial 😂🔥💃