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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Just landed via Instagram:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Just landed via Instagram:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Trending via Reddit:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Trending via Telegram:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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11 shares on Discord this month:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

61 shares on X this month:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

94 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,518

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Going bananas on Reddit:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Spotted on Instagram:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Making waves on X:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Spotted on X:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Live now on WhatsApp:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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