Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,564

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Seen just now on Reddit:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Just landed via Slack:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Freshly posted on Threads:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Breaking via YouTube:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Funny work stress quotes

Funny work stress quotes are the perfect remedy to brighten up a hectic day at the office 💼😂. When deadlines loom and coffee runs dry ☕️⏰, a little humor can turn chaos into chuckles. Ready to laugh off that work pressure and boost your mood? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that makes stress a little less stressful and a lot more fun! 🎉😄

New funny work stress quotes 👇

All funny work stress quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

76 shares on X this month:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Love is in the air fryer.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,730

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m addicted to placebos.

Just shared via Threads:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Just landed via Threads:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Trending via Snapchat:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Just landed via Facebook:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Freshly posted on X:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Breaking via Twitch:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴