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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Just shared via Discord:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Just landed via X:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Live now on Facebook:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Funny yearly quotes

Funny yearly quotes bring laughter and lighthearted vibes to every 365-day adventure 🎉😂 Whether you’re reflecting on wins, fails, or those “what just happened?” moments, these witty sayings keep the good times rolling all year long 🌟💬 Ready to add some chuckles to your calendar and brighten up your daily grind? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on life’s yearly rollercoaster 🎢🤣

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44 shares on WeChat this month:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Just shared via X:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Going viral on TikTok:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Making waves on Slack:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Spotted on Discord:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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