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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Funny yearly quotes

Funny yearly quotes bring laughter and lighthearted vibes to every 365-day adventure 🎉😂 Whether you’re reflecting on wins, fails, or those “what just happened?” moments, these witty sayings keep the good times rolling all year long 🌟💬 Ready to add some chuckles to your calendar and brighten up your daily grind? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on life’s yearly rollercoaster 🎢🤣

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Share →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Commentary:
"Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! 😂 Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. 🛒💢 Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! 🤣 #CustomerServiceGoals"

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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