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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

May 25, 2026

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

May 24, 2026

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

May 24, 2026

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

May 24, 2026

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

May 24, 2026

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

May 24, 2026

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

May 23, 2026

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

May 23, 2026

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

May 23, 2026

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

May 22, 2026

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

May 22, 2026

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

May 22, 2026

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

May 22, 2026

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

May 22, 2026

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

May 22, 2026

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

May 22, 2026

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

May 22, 2026

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

May 21, 2026

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

May 21, 2026

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

May 20, 2026

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

May 20, 2026

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

May 20, 2026

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

May 20, 2026

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

May 19, 2026