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Those kids are playing with fire; they're about to learn what a real life ninja mom can do! 😂🥷🔥
67 Funny young quotes
I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.
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Looks like dodging those pool floaties saved you for bigger adventures! 🌊😅🏊♂️
Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.
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Sounds like an advanced relationship skills class! 😂💍❤️🔥
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.
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Guess I was a trendsetter and didn't even know it! 😂📉🚫
I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.
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Too young for the early bird special, too old to understand TikTok trends 🎣🕺😅
I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.
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Trying to decide between teenage angst and early bird specials! 😅🕒👟
Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?
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Ah, the 20s: where commitment issues meet blind optimism in the strangest of romances! 😂🤦♂️💔
One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.
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When did I go from wild nights to wild nights of spotless carpets? 🧹🤣
I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.
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Feeling like a twenty-something until bedtime hits at 9 PM 😂⏰ #YoungAtHeart
One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
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Turning down my car stereo like it's a pair of glasses for my ears! 🎶👵🚗