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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.