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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Trending via Twitch:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Spotted on Twitch:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Going viral on Twitch:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Just shared via Facebook:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Spotted on Threads:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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40 shares on Telegram this month:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

41 shares on X this month:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Making waves on Telegram:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Just landed via TikTok:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Just shared via Discord:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Breaking via Messenger:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Making waves on Messenger:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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