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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got the chef aesthetic nailed down—at least your outfit didn't end up as rare as your steak! 🍷👨‍🍳🔥

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooking, cooking fail, drank, everything, fail, garbage, hand, hand towel, humor, i, kitchen, literally, over, right, shoulder, towel, understand, while, why, wine on Sep 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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