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Sounds like you've got the chef aesthetic nailed down—at least your outfit didn't end up as rare as your steak! 🍷👨🍳🔥
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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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