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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Breaking via Threads:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Spotted on Facebook:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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19 shares on YouTube this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

63 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

44 shares on X this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

82 shares on X this month:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

81 shares on X this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Spotted on Reddit:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Live now on Slack:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Making waves on Slack:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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