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I hate when people ask me, โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I donโ€™t know.

Witty quote about laziness and vague daily accomplishments, with a humorous, laid-back vibe.

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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ


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