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Mar 25, 2026

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Funny quote about feeling unprepared for future relationship chaos.

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Sounds like your next boyfriend should start carbo-loading now! 🏋️‍♂️😂🍝

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