I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.