If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me. Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score. Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score. Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score. The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.