If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.