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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Witty quote about using phone to look up words during conversations, playful and humorous tone.

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"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! πŸ“šπŸ€“πŸ˜‚"



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85 shares on Facebook this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called β€œbusiness savvy.”

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

61 shares on X this month:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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