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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Commentary:
"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bit, confidence, conversation, definition, ever, humor, i, just, looking, middle, phone, reading, text, texting, too, used, word on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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