In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.