In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over… Commentary:Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first. 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?” They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes. You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.
