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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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