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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.