It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like βAre you sure?β Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. πΏπ€πββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person. Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt youβre okay with eating. Contrary to what we currently believe, we donβt choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us. Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.