It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“ Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️ Related funny posts 😂 Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating. I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals. Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.