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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖

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