Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement ππ±π Related Funny Quotes π€ Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs. Hi. I didnβt mean to βlikeβ your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone. I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me. You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when youβre arrested. Donβt forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.