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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.