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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Breaking via Slack:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Live now on Slack:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Making waves on Telegram:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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24 shares on Slack this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

60 shares on Threads this month:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Just shared via Messenger:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Just shared via Discord:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Going viral on Discord:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Spotted on Discord:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Spotted on WeChat:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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