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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Playful quote about boosting mood with silly animal voices and unexpected love.

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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! πŸΆπŸ˜„πŸ±



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