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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.