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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Going viral on Twitch:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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85 shares on Reddit this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Seen just now on X:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Going viral on Instagram:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Just landed via Threads:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Breaking via Threads:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Just landed via Threads:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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