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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.