So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.” Commentary:Living in a whirlwind of chaos, but cavity-free teeth are a priority! 😬🦷🚗💥 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum. Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing. So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
