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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Living la vida taco!