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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Welcome, new followers! Itโ€™s all downhill from here.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro โ€” itโ€™s not personal.

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Welcome to your 40s: hereโ€™s an extra chin.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Donโ€™t understand why electricians arenโ€™t called power rangers, but okay.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid thatโ€™s annoyed by you.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyโ€™re looking for ideas.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Trending via Instagram:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Just landed via Facebook:

I need a weighted blanket that wonโ€™t let me get out of bed in the morning.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are โ€œthrilledโ€ on LinkedIn.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Everyoneโ€™s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Going viral on Reddit:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The Bachelor is like โ€œMeet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madisonโ€

Shared recently on Slack:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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I canโ€™t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Just landed via TikTok:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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