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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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