When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail" Related funny posts 😂 I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them. I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet. I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours? Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.