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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little t…

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little t…

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"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic on Jun 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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