You should be able to call in sad to work.

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Commentary:
“Imagine pressing ‘SAD’ instead of ‘SNOOZE’ on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let’s just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry”

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