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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.