Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! ππ¬ #DMKing" Related Funny Posts π€ I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well. I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. βHope this email finds you doing well!β The email found me, therefore I am unwell. I hope this out-of-office message finds you well. Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?