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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.