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Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Just landed via Telegram:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Making waves on Facebook:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Just landed via Telegram:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Going viral on Threads:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Making waves on Reddit:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Broadcasted on X:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Just landed via X:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

48 shares on X this month:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

84 shares on Discord this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,584

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Making waves on WeChat:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Just shared via Facebook:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Trending via Instagram:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Spotted on TikTok:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Making waves on Facebook:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Breaking via Instagram:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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