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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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