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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,646

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Just shared via Telegram:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Shared recently on Discord:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Just landed via Telegram:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Just landed via Twitch:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Just landed via TikTok:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

47 shares on Discord this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,467

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Spotted on X:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Just landed via X:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Shared recently on Slack:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Freshly posted on Discord:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Trending via Reddit:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Seen just now on Telegram:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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