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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has shared:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡» has shared:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has viewed:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has shared:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ή has copied:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has viewed:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, β€œgrr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Going viral on TikTok:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Just landed via Twitch:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Freshly posted on X:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Making waves on YouTube:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were β€œsigns of a struggle”.

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44 shares on YouTube this month:

β€˜I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

57 shares on Discord this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

24 shares on Reddit this month:

They expect me to work at work.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has viewed:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺ has shared:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ has copied:

β€œStop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has downloaded:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just landed via Facebook:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Spotted on Discord:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Breaking via Twitch:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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