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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Reported on Messenger:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Going viral on TikTok:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Freshly posted on X:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Spotted on WeChat:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Making waves on X:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Just landed via Reddit:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Going viral on Facebook:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Reported on Telegram:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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