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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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