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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Trending via Pinterest:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Trending via Discord:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Spotted on Reddit:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Breaking via Threads:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Spotted on TikTok:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Making waves on Threads:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Seen just now on X:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

68 shares on Threads this month:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just shared via Facebook:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Just shared via Instagram:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Spotted on TikTok:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Going viral on Slack:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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