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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via Pinterest:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Going viral on Reddit:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Breaking via Telegram:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Going viral on WeChat:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Trending via Instagram:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Just landed via Telegram:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Trending via Instagram:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Going viral on Messenger:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Funny Asian quotes

Funny Asian quotes bring a burst of laughter and wisdom wrapped in culture and charm 😄🌸 From clever wordplay to cheeky observations, these gems light up your day with humor and heart 💥🎉 Dive into a world where tradition meets wit, and every line sparks joy and smiles across the globe 🌏✨ Ready to brighten your feed with some playful vibes? Let’s laugh together! 😂🎈

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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1 month ago

Asian, Asian girl, company, everyone, friendly, girl, here, humor, tech, tech company, workplace

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98 shares on Threads this month.
When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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2 months ago

Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

Someone from 🇳🇷 has recently bookmarked this quote.

94 shares on Facebook this month.
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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6 months ago

Asian, Asian parent, cultural, cultural stereotype, focus, give, humor, name, names, parent, parents, stereotype, study

Someone from 🇵🇦 has recently bookmarked this quote.

96 shares on WeChat this month.

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69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

62 shares on Messenger this month:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

51 shares on Discord this month:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

21 shares on Slack this month:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,309

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on Facebook:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Breaking via Reddit:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Just shared via X:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Spotted on Messenger:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Live now on TikTok:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Seen just now on Slack:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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