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Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Jan 7, 2026

3,730

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Live now on Twitch:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Going viral on WeChat:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Seen just now on Threads:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Trending via YouTube:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Just landed via Messenger:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Funny Asian quotes

Funny Asian quotes bring a burst of laughter and wisdom wrapped in culture and charm 😄🌸 From clever wordplay to cheeky observations, these gems light up your day with humor and heart 💥🎉 Dive into a world where tradition meets wit, and every line sparks joy and smiles across the globe 🌏✨ Ready to brighten your feed with some playful vibes? Let’s laugh together! 😂🎈

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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1 month ago

Asian, Asian girl, company, everyone, friendly, girl, here, humor, tech, tech company, workplace

Someone from 🇬🇼 has recently copied this quote.

103 shares on Telegram this month.
When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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2 months ago

Asian, cultural, cultural mix, enough, food, humor, identity, mexican, mix, popular, popularity, something, stereotype

Someone from 🇰🇳 has recently shared this quote.

16 shares on Twitch this month.
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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6 months ago

Asian, Asian parent, cultural, cultural stereotype, focus, give, humor, name, names, parent, parents, stereotype, study

Someone from 🇦🇴 has recently bookmarked this quote.

116 shares on Threads this month.

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62 shares on Messenger this month:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,682

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Breaking via TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Shared recently on X:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Freshly posted on Discord:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Shared recently on X:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Just shared via TikTok:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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