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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Trending via WhatsApp:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Going bananas on YouTube:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Just landed via Snapchat:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

83 shares on Threads this month:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

25 shares on Reddit this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Spotted on Telegram:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Live now on Telegram:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Just shared via TikTok:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Going viral on YouTube:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Going viral on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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