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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Trending via Instagram:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Reported on Messenger:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Breaking via Discord:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Trending via WeChat:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Happy new fear!

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Seen just now on X:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Breaking via TikTok:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Spotted on X:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Making waves on WeChat:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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