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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Spotted on TikTok:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Making waves on TikTok:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Breaking via X:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Breaking via Reddit:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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Funny Australia quotes 🦘 bring out the cheeky charm and laid-back vibes of the land Down Under 🇦🇺! From quirky slang to wild wildlife adventures 🐨, these laughs capture the Aussie spirit perfectly. Whether you’re daydreaming about sandy beaches 🏖️ or backyard barbies 🍖, get ready to smile and embrace the fun side of Australia like never before!

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
6 months ago
Share →: There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Commentary:
"Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Going viral on WeChat:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Going viral on Facebook:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Spotted on Twitch:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Seen just now on Threads:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Making waves on Discord:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Trending via WeChat:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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