Commentary:
"Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"
33 Funny avoid quotes
Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"
There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.
Commentary:
"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅♂️"
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! 🤔 But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? 🤷♂️ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! 🎉 #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"
Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
Commentary:
"Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"
Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"
Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
Commentary:
"Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶♂️ #StairMaster"
Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.
Commentary:
"Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks"
Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.
Commentary:
Keeping my drama-free streak strong with my trusty water bottle and frequent bathroom breaks! 🚰🚽🤣
“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.
Commentary:
When Procrastination Pete meets All-Nighter Al: caffeinated chaos ensues! ☕️😅📚 #BringOnTheCoffee