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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Making waves on Twitch:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Trending via Facebook:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Shared recently on Reddit:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Trending via Messenger:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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52 shares on Slack this month:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

84 shares on Messenger this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

38 shares on Messenger this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,246

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Live now on Twitch:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Just landed via X:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Making waves on X:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Making waves on TikTok:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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