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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Live now on LinkedIn:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Spotted on Slack:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Live now on Slack:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Making waves on Facebook:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Trending via Twitch:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Reported on Facebook:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Trending via Instagram:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Just landed via Telegram:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Trending via Threads:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Trending via Pinterest:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Just landed via Messenger:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Just shared via Reddit:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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